thedeplorableword by Tom Martin
my movie rules

I’ve wasted enough time watching crappy films in my life, so I decided to come up with a few rules to spare myself from boredom.

  1. No American Presidents Yea, if it’s even got a sniff of the whitehouse I’m not watching it, Air Force One is the best example of this kind of pap, BORING.
  2. No Ray Winstone Reason? This pretty much sums it up (jump to 0:45)
  3. No Jude Law Because of Alfie (I’m allowed Closer)
  4. No Julia Styles Because of Save the last dance

It’s a pretty simple system but it works, the No American Presidents rule is particular powerful in removing lots of crappy flicks.

Do you have any movie rules?